The Secret Story of Chus and Martinez

The Secret Story of Chus and Martinez

 

There is a great thing about secrets; and that is that they allways are late. This is the same as saying that all secrets happen once they are finished and so do not exist.

Yes, if you are planning to become a secret I would not recommend you to go around saying that you are a secret, instead I think it would be much better and of common sense, if you want to be a secret, to make yourself of public domain. Only afterwards, and most preferably with great delay, claim your inexistence, which is what many people might have suspected already, so it will not be very hard. (If you have difficulties for delaying yourself, later on we will be pleased to show you a few techniques on this matter.)

Then by this point you should:

1_not exist;

2_be a secret;

3_be late;

And as a result of combining the three states above (that for clearness we will represent in a diagram):

if (x* = 1, 2, 3){

addState (4);}

*where x stands for yourself.

So apart from not existing, being a secret and late. Now you also:

4_are lost

(Dont worry! I am writting the story and I bet I am more.)

So I go with the story. Chus and Martinez were two lost, late, inexisting and secret lefthanded magicians that allways said they existed. Out of all the things they were the most normal was being left handed, but not so much, because they were so in both hands. The same happened with their feet because they both had two feet, but both of them had two left as feet. So then they could not turn to their right side as neither of them had one. They then just walked straight, and at some point to the left. Their plan was to keep walking straight, and eventualy left to arrive back home (and pressumably late) going all around the glove. But in the end (and here is where the secret starts) it was the world that flipped them. Because in the middle of their way and home the world placed a big roundabout where a signal said: “To go to the left, turn to your right side up to three times.” And some peolple say that still they circle around, while some others; that they do it the other way round.